Bali is a warm, fragrant island full of sunlight I did not request, birds I was not allowed to chase, and humans who insisted on taking photos of me every time I blinked. As a seasoned travel cat, I can respect any destination that offers reliable naps, interesting smells, and the occasional unattended plate of food. Arrival I arrived in Bali in a carrier, which I consider a personal insult. As soon as we stepped outside, the air wrapped around me like a hot blanket. My fur e

London is a city of rain, rushing humans and an alarming number of pigeons that I was strictly forbidden to hunt. It is also a place with soft beds, interesting windowsills and many warm laps in cold weather. As a professional travel cat, I have mixed feelings. As a professional napper, I approve. Arrival We arrived in London after a long flight that I did not enjoy. The humans said things like “We are finally here” and “This is so exciting.” I said nothing. I stared at them

New York feels like someone turned the volume of the world to maximum and then forgot where the button is. There is light when it should be dark, noise when it should be quiet and the smell of food almost all the time. As a black cat with refined tastes, I was suspicious. Then I started to enjoy myself. First Impressions The first thing I noticed was the smell. Warm pavement, car exhaust, roasted nuts, something sweet from a cart I was not allowed to investigate. My humans ca

Australia feels like sky that forgot to stop. Blue in every direction, bright sun in front, sand under my paws and birds laughing in the trees as if they know some private joke. My humans said it felt good to be back somewhere warm in the south again. I pretended I was only there to conduct a very serious study of nap locations. Coast days We stayed near the coast, close enough that the sea was a constant background noise. Waves rolled in, rolled out, rolled in again. The san